I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
I think my favorite thing about this generation is how seriously everyone takes their Hogwarts house.
sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving
*moaning* what’s ur credit card number
i dont literally trust people who tells me im pretty
yeah boys are cute and stuff but have you seen a dog
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name